Finally, get to rest more and think more

Ever since i have contributed my parts in the area of defending of homeland, i don't get to rest much than i used to before i joined the wonderful, biggest organisation in S'pore.

Thanks to the illness, i finally have a day or two to fully rest, fully re-charge myself before i continue the rest of the one year!

Don't know why.. I thought of her yesterday when i was at the clinic, thought of how she took care of me when i was sick last year in April.. Haha.. Well, this year i got to bear through the thing alone. I'm sad. But, never mind...

Well, nothing much to say thiese few days, or rather now ba.. The medicine is super , can make me KO anytime, anywhere, anyhow. Haha

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Ah bengs

There was a group of ah bengs, they wanted to enter the pub.
BUt, at the door of the pub, there was this signboard showing this >> Only 18 and above is allowed.
One beng suddenly said " Wow lau, we only got 17people here!"

Never agrue with children

Miss Tan, a teacher, was trying to convince the students tohat whales do not eat people as their throats are very small.
Jonna" But, Miss tan, my Jonnae was being up by the whales!"
Miss Tan" Whales really do not eat people!!"
Jonna" Ok, when i get to heaven, i'll ask her then."
Miss Tan" But what if she in hell?"
Jonna" Then you ask her lor!"

There was this orphage.
One day, on the table, there was a basket of apples, a nun wrote a note showing this >> Tkae only one, god is watching.
At the other end of the table, there was a baskt of chocolate, a orphan writtena note showing this >> Take all if you want, as god is watching the apples only.


Never be sacastic when in a quarrel

There was this couple on the way in the car, they were quarreling. None of them wants to bug in, so the situation get heated up alot. When they passed by an animal farm, the woman ask sacastically "Your relatives, aren't they?"
The man replied, " Yes!" and continued "In-laws"

A sad teacher

A class took a group photo and the teacher was trying to encourage all of them to buy the photo, the teacher said" well, chilren, buy this so that many years down the road, you can look at the photo you can say this >> This is Rachel, she's now a lawyer; this is Michael, he's now a docotr.."
A student added " This is teacher,she's dead!"


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