Haha, someone else had gotten the international inevitable disease

Early in the morning at 2 am, somebody dropped me a sms told me that she was very the sad and hurt!! No need to ask so much, must be due to the BGR. She must have caught the international inevitable, painful and unbearable disease called BROKE UP.

attached along is a piece of interview with an experienced person in this area >>

Me >> So what is the typical characteristics of this disease called BROKE UP??
EP >> Oh, from the start of a new love relationship, a person will start to contact this disease. It will be un-noticeable in during the relationship. There is no symptoms for this disease for this disease at all. The sign that you have contacted this disease would be after you ended one love relationship. The symptoms are,
(1) You felt that you are very sad.
(2) You lost your sense of direction.
(3) YOu felt that in life, everything is meaningless.
(4) You have no appetitie nor mood to do anyhting, inclusive of sleeping.
(5) You felt that you had never entered into this relationship.

Above mentioned are the minor signs, if you are under prolonged and unstabled conditions, you will have the following symptoms >>

(a) You felt like dying.
(b) You lost weight tremedously.
(c) You look extremely like a zombie.
(d) Your mental state of health is at red code.

Me>> So this any prevention and medicine to cure?
EP>> One way to prevent! That is don't go into BGR , which is tough for th generations nowdays. Sad. Well, though the technology is very the advanced nowadays, well THERE IS NO medicine to cure. The only way to cure is to go inot any love relationship. But, you will contact another of such disease. This is a vicious cycle of BROKE OFF disease.

Me>> Ok thank you very much professor.

Things about this professor... He is a guy who has undergo three relationships, but all failed. And, till now, had never gone into the relationship. He is a guy who helped guys to court after girls and have acted in such movies called witch/bitch/itch or i don't know la.. (i think it was released early this year.)

Haha.. BROKE OFF disease, well, i will never get it. Cos i never intend to step into the world of love relationship again lor! Hehe!!!